LIMITED EDITION: THANKSGIVING 2020. MARKED DOWN TO $19! ENJOY YOUR TURKEY LEFTOVERS.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or racing a Turkey Leg mile with your uncle.
THANKSGIVING IS STUFFED WITH ABUSE.
You get the pleasure of visiting family and the pain of annoying questions like, "Why aren't you married yet?" You get the joy of a mouthwatering feast and the torment of regaining all the weight you just lost. You feel thankful about life's blessings and angry about whitewashed colonialism. But you just can't help yourself and stop celebrating it, can you? Slap on these turkey-colored sunnies with cranberry lenses and embrace 50 Shades of Gravy.